"On an occasion of this kind it becomes more than a moral duty to speak one's mind. It becomes a pleasure. (The Importance of Being Earnest)"

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I know I should engage your attention if I wanted my page to rake up an obscene amount of hits. I suppose, in doing that, I ought to say something highfalutinly profound to give the impression that I am "interesting."

However, as I mainly concern myself of trivial stuff (i.e. taming my ugly mop of hair; hunting for the Lint Monster that eats up my socks during washer spin cycle), I'm afraid that I wouldn't be able to pull off having an intrinsic character despite peppering this space with lotsa German words like "zeitgeist", "weltanschauung", and "volkswagen".

I am shallow, people of the universe. So shallow that I tidy up complexity by putting people into neat boxes of stereotypes using the question, "What's your sign?".

But when I tire of being shallow, I try to critique movies and books. And sometimes, when my insecurity-level spikes so low, I try to make myself sound so interesting by talking about philosophy. "Try" is the operative word here.

Please excuse me if I talk about me a lot. It's my favorite topic. Next to talking about nothing.

And when one talks about nothing, nothing becomes something. And it's called "crap".


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9th Cinemanila to screen best films in Asia

IN commemoration of the ASEAN's 40th anniversary, the 9th Cinemanila International Film Festival (CIFF) celebrates "ASEAN Astig!" The CIFF will be showcasing several of the region's best films in an ASEAN Cinema Focus. The official line-up will include Thailand's "The Dorm," "Alone," and "Syndromes and a Century"; and Malaysia's "Village People Radio Show" and "Love Conquers All." The festival will screen several films of Pen-ek Ratanaruang and Garin Nugroho, including the latter's "Leaf on a Pillow," winner of the Lino Brocka Award in the first CIFF in 1999. As part of its competition highlights, the CIFF will give an award to the Best ASEAN Film of the year. A cash prize of P250,000 will be presented to the winner of this award. The Best ASEAN Short Film will be similarly honored and the winner will receive a prize of P50,000.00. These competitions and awards are made possible by the joint efforts of the Film Development Council of the Philippines (FDCP) and Cinemanila.

Seeking to promote the identity of ASEAN cinema, CIFF will also be launching the SEAWAVE project this year. Some of the prominent filmmakers of the region will each be contributing 3 to 5-minute films revolving around the theme of "A Journey." The project will culminate in the production of a 90-minute feature from the contributions, to be previewed during the festival. Among the filmmakers who have been invited to participate in the SEAWAVE project are Riri Riza, Nan Achnas, and the I-Cinema Group of Indonesia; U-Wei bin Hajisaari, Tan Chui Mui, and Amir Muhammad of Malaysia; Eric Khoo, Royston Tan, and Kelvin Tong of Singapore; Nonzee Nimibutr, Apitchatpong Weerasethakul, Wisit Sasanatieng, and Pen-ek Ratana-ruang of Thailand; and Pinoy filmmakers Lav Diaz, John Torres, Raya Martin, Jeffrey Jeturian, Dante Mendoza, Auraeus Solito, Chito Ronio, and Rox Lee of the Philippines.

The 9th Cinemanila International Film Festival will have its run from August 8 to 19 at Gateway Mall Cineplex 10 in Araneta Center, Quezon City, and from August 17 to 19 in Boracay. The CIFF is organized jointly by the Independent Cinema Association of the Philippines (ICAP), the Film Development Council of the Philippines (FDCP), the National Commission for Culture and the Arts (NCCA). For more information, visit www.cinemanila. org.ph or email cinemanila@gmail. com.

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Thursday, January 26, 2006
Myxomatously Yours

It's exactly 16 days since I've made my New Year's Resolution. And although it's too soon to keep tabs on my progress, I can say that I survived the urge to break them the day after.

Resoultion #1: "I suppose it wouldn't hurt to start dieting again since I really feel as if my skin doesn't fit me anymore. I know I'm still within normal weight for my height but try telling that to the apple pie residing in my hips. I swear, dear Universe, it's really getting harder for me to shop for jeans every year."

Atkins? South Beach diet? Pritikin Protocol? After 6? Vegan Lifestyle? BLAH! Nothing beats my PMS-ing diet in which every food I see has an appeal of a smelly jockstrap. It works yanno. In fact, I could already feel my large intestine gnawing my small intestine from lack of digestive action.

Too bad, I'm only slim for three days.

Resolution #2: "I suppose I should limit my cab expenses too and channel it maybe to much worthy purchases... like... uh... hmmm... more shoes?"

With the oil price hike, I am forced to forego my stilettos so I could walk without ending up needing orthopedic attention. 

Resolution #3: "Make-up. I suppose I should re-learn how to do the warpaint since it might come in handy when my plans of conquering the world is in action."

I bought a tube of MAC (Bombshell Frost Finish)... which will be pretty useless because Schroo will just wipe it off with his lips anyweyz.

Resolution #4: "I suppose I should cut back a little on the automatic wit whip and be serious sometimes."

Oh, I'm getting cerebral baby. Too cerebral in fact, that I have this mind-boggling thought that had me burying more braincells than average.

Can anybody tell me what the hell is Chewbacca doing in Narnia? (Please pay attention closely at the scene after the White Witch has been killed.)

I'm thinking that, maybe, it's his crippled consumerism ability tipped by a decreased influx of his economics that might be the reason why he needs to go back to the movies. And with this happening, any kind of roles will do. Even if it means exchanging his 4 pictures of bounty hunting resume' to a two-second scrap of film rolls.

Schroo, however, surprised me with his answer when I discussed my difficulties with him.

He said, "He prolly just misses Star Wars, wandered off in a different studio, and got caught mid-movie where he blended well among furry satyrs and centaurs."

Is it me or did we just switched answers? No longer will I ever tease my beloved geek as an overtly-rational spleen who farts only in logical reasonings. Not with an answer like that!

"Hey, you're starting to think like me!" I accused.

"The better to understand you my dear," he grinned wolfishly.

Ladies and Gents, I myxomatously created a monster.

 

PS: Myxomata - A benign tumor, most often found in the heart, composed of connective tissue embedded in mucus.

PPS: I'd like to hear your side about Chewy in Narnia, pls. :)

 


Posted at 04:08 am by pepperella

trinapay
March 9, 2006   12:05 AM PST
 
"Nothing beats my PMS-ing diet in which every food I see has an appeal of a smelly jockstrap." >>> aaah i so agree with you! pigout a week before it comes. syet.
van
January 31, 2006   06:30 PM PST
 
ray ray: i see.

So that's why when Chewy looks soooo thin and pale when he pulled off his helmet.

thanks to you ray, everything is starting to makes sense.

Name
January 31, 2006   06:00 PM PST
 
although wandering onto the set sounds the most plausible, the wardrobe making chewy sounds the funniest.

I haven't seen the Narnia movie but weren't Hans and Chewy supposed to be intergalactic smugglers?

I'm thinking Chewy was just unloading some contraband, but decided to sample his own supply.

this left him in a decade-long drug induced haze, Hans had no choice but to abandon him.
van
January 31, 2006   04:26 PM PST
 
vinzi: just watch narnia and pay attention to the scene after the white witch was killed ;)

nina: happy chinese new year din! :) if you watch it again, pay closer attention :D

bert: ayus sa interpretation ah.. hehehe... wagi! ikalat ang kabaliwan ;)
vinzi
January 30, 2006   03:18 PM PST
 
chewwy! in narnia?! christ! i miss watching movies in the cinema.. i wanna come back... waaahhh...

really.. chewwy in narnia.. hmm.. was he wearing that strap and all??? waaahhh i miss watching movies in the big screen
nina
January 29, 2006   02:58 AM PST
 
Happy Chinese New Year!!!

Nice update on your resolution, er? hehe

About Narnia, I haven't notice Chewa there, i will watch the movie again and post comment here..
Bert
January 26, 2006   04:44 PM PST
 
hey van..because of this post..i got a new blog..yey! hehe.. i hope i dun get lazy..hehe
Bert
January 26, 2006   07:43 AM PST
 
the truth about Chewy.

Narnia is included in the Trade Federation. Narnia is a neutral planet, much like Switzerland. but narnia is not active to the trade federation, and the only reason Narnia got in the federation is because of the high-ranking officials at the Trade federation greediness. Narnia is a escape-pod for criminals.

i dunno if anybody knew this, but after episode seven, Chewy was exiled to Narnia after he was found guilty of sexually assualting C3P0.

that is why Chewy is in Narnia. He is the famous maker of wardrobes in all of narnia. all wardrobes are hand-made by him and made of his dead furs. he's fashion line; HMBM-MOOM = "hand-made by me, made out of me"

i hope this one helps you clear your mind.. heheh

kamusta na van?
 

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